Henry: Cats are not very noisy. Are babies scared of dogs?
Mommy: I don’t know. Different babies are scared of different things.
Henry: Sometimes when babies are in your tummy, they want a pet. If they don’t have one already.
Mommy: Mmmm. That’s interesting. What made you think of that?
Henry: Maybe a fish.
Mommy: Yes, fish are nice and quiet.
Henry: Are eels scary?
[Note from Mommy: There is NO baby in my tummy. Although Henry thinks it would be a really great idea. And we are NOT getting an eel. Maybe a fish.]