March 11, 2009...4:46 pm

Mommy’s little Oedipus shifts loyalties

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Henry’s been going through the Oedipal phase for at least a year now–as in walking into our bedroom, climbing into bed with us, and announcing, “Go away, Daddy!”  But the times they are a-changing.

Henry:  What’s that on your hand?

Mommy:  That’s my wedding ring.  Daddy has one, too.  We got them when we got married.

H:  I want one like that.

M:  Well, when you grow up, if you want to get married, you can get a ring like that.

H:  Can I marry you when I grow up?

M:  No, you can only be married to one person.  I’m already married to Daddy. 

H:  Who will I be married to?

M:  I don’t know yet.  When you grow up, you can decide who you want to marry.

H:  Okay, I’ll marry Daddy!

M:  But Daddy is already married to me.  You should marry someone your own age.  But when you’re grown up.

H:  Okay, when I grow up I will marry Daddy and get a ring like that.

M: [gives up]

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